From the mouths of babes

The age of two...well, it sucks.  I'm not a fan.  Terrible twos are called terrible twos for a reason, and wow, Aubrey sure does not hold back.  However, for a brief period of time there are moments where she absolutely cracks me up.  So if you're needing a laugh this fine Monday - here you go.  Aubrey, our own comedic routine:
The dinner debate: "I want yogurt" Aubrey "You need to eat something else - what about spaghetti?" Me "I want yogurt" "Pizza?" "Yogurt" "Fish sticks?" "I want yogurt." "Who's on first?" "Yogurt."
Aubrey in church: "Jesus!" (Pointing to the crucifix on the altar) "Shh, yes, honey that's Jesus." "Oh no, Mommy, Jesus big boo-boo on foot!" (Loudly enough so our entire section at the church could hear) "Yes, honey, Jesus has a big boo-boo on his foot.  Now be quiet"
Heading out to daycare -  Me (muttering) "God, lady, just go!" Sitting there in silence, waiting for cars to pass. Aubrey:  "LADY! GO! UGH!"
Trying to be about as quiet as humanly possible, I tiptoe past Aubrey's door after emptying the dryer (laundry room is right next to her room). Dead silence until I hear a sudden "Hi Mommy!" from under the door. Scared the living crap out of me.
Working on potty training -  We sit Aubrey on the potty, as she holds her butterfly and puppy. She looks down: "Pee-pee, come out!" She then holds butterfly down there and says in a much higher pitch "Pee-pee, come out!" Then grabs puppy and in a very deep voice: "Pee-pee, come out!"
Yep she will kill me some day for sharing that story when she has friends over.
I love her, though.  Like that book "Olivia" - She sure wears me out, but I love her a lot."