Sometimes I feel like I should walk around with a tape recorder when having conversations with my husband. You know, that guy who wrote the book “S**t My Dad Says” makes a ton of money off of what his dad says to him, and well, it gets me wondering sometimes whether I should write down some of the things that spew out of T’s mouth on a regular basis.
(After watching Dancing with the Stars on Tuesday)
“I’m really glad I’m not a star because I’d have to do shows like Dancing with the Stars, and I just don’t have the time for that.”
(After watching an episode of Teen Mom on MTV)
“I’m really glad I’m not a teen mom”
“If I were a gay man, I would want to get married, too. But I wouldn’t want to marry a douche. I’d want to find a good, quality man.”
While driving with my parents last week (and I should mention the car was in total silence before he randomly says this…)
“I love cruise control” (To which my Father responds, “That’s great. Good for you.”)
“When you become an attorney you should totally do that…”
(Referring to a television ad by this cheesy attorney’s office in Indianapolis. I quickly point out to him that I am, in fact, an attorney already.)
(Again after watching Dancing with the Stars)
“If I was a gay man, I would totally sleep with Rick Fox. He’s sexy.” (Yes, this one worried me, too.)
(At night, when we’re getting ready for bed and he still has beer left from dinner to drink)
“Don’t worry, just put it in the fridge, and I’ll drink it in the morning.”
(This morning after watching a piece on the Today Show about Marilyn Monroe)
"I'm glad I never had sex with Marilyn Monroe. She sounds crazy."
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…he’s a goof. But he’s my goof, and I love him for that.
Speaking of my goof, come back tomorrow because it’s all T tomorrow…he’ll be guest posting about the wedding. I promise it’ll be good!
(After watching Dancing with the Stars on Tuesday)
“I’m really glad I’m not a star because I’d have to do shows like Dancing with the Stars, and I just don’t have the time for that.”
(After watching an episode of Teen Mom on MTV)
“I’m really glad I’m not a teen mom”
“If I were a gay man, I would want to get married, too. But I wouldn’t want to marry a douche. I’d want to find a good, quality man.”
While driving with my parents last week (and I should mention the car was in total silence before he randomly says this…)
“I love cruise control” (To which my Father responds, “That’s great. Good for you.”)
“When you become an attorney you should totally do that…”
(Referring to a television ad by this cheesy attorney’s office in Indianapolis. I quickly point out to him that I am, in fact, an attorney already.)
(Again after watching Dancing with the Stars)
“If I was a gay man, I would totally sleep with Rick Fox. He’s sexy.” (Yes, this one worried me, too.)
(At night, when we’re getting ready for bed and he still has beer left from dinner to drink)
“Don’t worry, just put it in the fridge, and I’ll drink it in the morning.”
(This morning after watching a piece on the Today Show about Marilyn Monroe)
"I'm glad I never had sex with Marilyn Monroe. She sounds crazy."
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…he’s a goof. But he’s my goof, and I love him for that.
Speaking of my goof, come back tomorrow because it’s all T tomorrow…he’ll be guest posting about the wedding. I promise it’ll be good!
These are great! Bet your hubby is a riot.
ReplyDeleteYou should make this a weekly post. Too funny!
C xx
Hilarious... I'd love to have a tape recorder on around MB and me, but unfortunately it'd probably be me who says random and bizarre stuff more!
ReplyDeleteroflmbo.. yeah you could make some money off of him.. I have always thought about doing that with my mom cause she says random stuff all the time
ReplyDeleteWe have random conversations all the time here. I just never remeber them later--the tape recorder would probably be helpful--but then we'd never say anything good enough to record, because I was prepared and all.
ReplyDeleteOh, the number of times you could have taken his man card away! :-)
ReplyDeleteSprite's Keeper:
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when I walked into the room where Nain was flipping through TV channels and I blurted out, "Oh, is this the Home and Garden Network!" She replied, "I need your man card for saying that," to which I replied by going into the other room, writing "MAN CARD" on a piece of paper, and handed it to her. I believe she still has that piece of paper...
-T
hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO. I think in his next life he may have to come back as a gay, dancing teen mom married to Rick Fox who fixes cruise controls for a living!
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