I’m writing this post as we drive just south of Fort Wayne
with a fussy Aubrey and 2 hours left to go.
Running short on words…which is saying something for me. So you get random. Random thoughts by Nain as we travel this
fine road known as I-69.
I remember when I was a kid how much different road trips
were. I always brought a ton of stuff to
do in the car – coloring, reading…and I loved stopping places to eat, like
McDonalds so I could be treated to a nice Happy Meal. Now? I
despise it. It wasn’t so bad when it was
just me and T but with a toddler it’s hell.
Literally, I feel like this exact place where I am, aside from JFK
airport, is hell. Hell in a rented
Toyota RAV-4. If I had it my way we’d
just drive this whole trip without stopping, only to use the restroom as
necessary, but nope…we have to stop so Aubrey can at least stretch her
legs. We tried stopping for a bite to
eat at a Wendy’s, and as we walk in, so does a bus with maybe 25 to 30 middle school
kids. We promptly turned around and
left. Eating there would have actually
topped hell in a RAV-4.
Every time we drive to and from T’s parents I always have to
point out a sign for Tippy Ditch, just south of Fort Wayne. I’m not sure why but that cracks me up. Tippy Ditch.
Did you know that Indiana has a museum in honor of
Vice-Presidents? I’m not sure what city
it’s in, but I just saw it off of I-69.
That has to be one of the most boring museums ever. I have a feeling that Dan Quayle is why we
have it. I’m not sure that’s a good
enough reason to have a whole museum dedicated to a position in the Executive
Branch that really, aside from being next in line in succession, doesn’t do
much. But dammit, Indiana has a museum. Maybe we should stop there some time. Along with a stop to stare in awe at Tippy
Ditch. Ha. Tippy Ditch.
There’s a gas station that is on US-31 on the way up to
South Haven through Kokomo that has a sign that says “Eat Here and Get
Gas.” I think we should eat there
sometime just to see if that is, in fact, true.
From the looks of the place, I’m guessing it’s a safe bet.
Irony of ironies – we just passed an exit for Gas City,
Indiana. I wonder if people there get a
lot of gas, too.
When we get home, there will be about 30 DVR episodes of
Sesame Street on our TV. Or I hope not
because I tried to cancel them, but so help me God, if her Sesame Street shows
are the reason why my Daily Show and Colbert Report aren’t on…there will be
hell to pay.
Tippy Ditch.
Ha, and there’s also a motel called “Huggy Bear Inn.” I have a feeling that’s not the classiest of
places. I’m thinking lots of…err….stuff
is on those beds. I’m picturing 1970s
décor. And bed bugs. And Snoop Dogg.
Okay, I’m running out of ideas. It’s random.
And looking through what I just wrote, I really wrote a lot about
gas.
Just one and a half more hours to go! The time is just flying by.
You are cracking me up - please don't eat at Gas City!
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